In this day and age we suffer from a new disease, I don't know if this has been classified already but I am calling it the FACE disease. so what are you suffering from read on to the end and find out.. not in alphabetical order..
FACEBOOK FACE (FBF)
When u have to visit FB everyday.
LIKENESS FACE (LF)
People who just go about liking everything that everyone posts.
SELF LIKENESS FACE (SLF)
people who like the things they themselves say or post..
LIKER STALKER FACE (LSF)
People who go keep visiting one person's profile and liking everything that is posted by that person.
Its possible that one can stalk more than one person, if its beyond 3 people then you just suffer from Likeness Face
MINDJOLT FACE (MJF)
people who only play mindjolt games
GAMER FACE (GF)
people who will play any kind of games and have to log on everyday to play them.
they could also be suffering from Mindjolt Face and Ville Face
VILLE FACE (VF)
people who will play one or all or the ville - cityville, farmville etc...
POKER FACE (PF)
and unlike the actual poker player this one is obsessed by playing facebook poker, some confuse this with actual poking and go about poking their friends but that's not this.
POKE FACE (POKF)
people who go about poking everyone they know and expect to be poked back.
COMMENT FACE (CF)
people who have to comment on anything and everything they see, could also suffer from Liker Face / Liker Stalker Face
POSTER FACE (POSF)
people have to keep posting something or the other the minute they get online, be it youtube videos or jokes or anything they chance upon.
STATUS FACE (SF)
people who update their status every few minutes, would have anywhere from 4 - 10 status updates in one log-in session.
FORWARDER FACE (FWDF)
people who like to forward anything and everything that they come across, similar to the Poster Face except nothing original can comes from them.
FRIENDSHIP FACE (FSF)
this is the "I want to make Friendship with /to you types"
SHT FRM FACE (SFF)
people who write everything in short form's ntg is evr splt ful...
PROFILE PICTURE FACE (PPF)
people who change their profile picture every few days, would have more than 100 profile pictures to qualify.
PICTURE FACE (PICF)
people who upload picture almost everyday, could be even the view from the rickshaw that they traveled in.
GROUPER FACE (GRPF)
someone who joins all the possible groups that exist.
ONLINE FACE (ONF)
people who are always online on facebook through their mobile electronic devices or otherwise.
LOCATOR FACE (LOCF)
people who travel a lot and keep posting about it.. like "going to the loo", "going to work", "at work", etc..
CAUSES FACE (CF)
people who will take up all the possible causes on face this earth..
OPINION FACE (OPF)
people who have an opinion about everything and anything.. could also be suffering from Comment face.
JOB HUNTER FACE (JHF)
people who are on FB only to look for work.
SEND TO FACE (STF)
people who suffer from send to 5, 7 10 people or u will suffer from bad luck....
TWITTBOOK FACE (TWF)
people who have to post the same thing on Twitter and Facebook as well...
NON CHAT FACE (NCF)
people who say hi to you on chat but have nothing to say beyond that.
CHAT FACE (CTF)
people who will chat with anyone and everyone online.
ON OFF CHAT FACE (OFCF)
people who are online but have kept themselves invisible, will chat only with who they want to.
TAGGER FACE (TGF)
people who tag random people even when they have nothing to do with that post
think of any more do let me know.. am sure quite a few would crop up as the disease advances.
If you are suffering from more than 4 FACES then its time you logged out and saw the real world around..
Cant do it.. NOW SEND TO 10 PEOPLE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD FACE....... LOL..
FACEBOOK FACE (FBF)
When u have to visit FB everyday.
LIKENESS FACE (LF)
People who just go about liking everything that everyone posts.
SELF LIKENESS FACE (SLF)
people who like the things they themselves say or post..
LIKER STALKER FACE (LSF)
People who go keep visiting one person's profile and liking everything that is posted by that person.
Its possible that one can stalk more than one person, if its beyond 3 people then you just suffer from Likeness Face
MINDJOLT FACE (MJF)
people who only play mindjolt games
GAMER FACE (GF)
people who will play any kind of games and have to log on everyday to play them.
they could also be suffering from Mindjolt Face and Ville Face
VILLE FACE (VF)
people who will play one or all or the ville - cityville, farmville etc...
POKER FACE (PF)
and unlike the actual poker player this one is obsessed by playing facebook poker, some confuse this with actual poking and go about poking their friends but that's not this.
POKE FACE (POKF)
people who go about poking everyone they know and expect to be poked back.
COMMENT FACE (CF)
people who have to comment on anything and everything they see, could also suffer from Liker Face / Liker Stalker Face
POSTER FACE (POSF)
people have to keep posting something or the other the minute they get online, be it youtube videos or jokes or anything they chance upon.
STATUS FACE (SF)
people who update their status every few minutes, would have anywhere from 4 - 10 status updates in one log-in session.
FORWARDER FACE (FWDF)
people who like to forward anything and everything that they come across, similar to the Poster Face except nothing original can comes from them.
FRIENDSHIP FACE (FSF)
this is the "I want to make Friendship with /to you types"
SHT FRM FACE (SFF)
people who write everything in short form's ntg is evr splt ful...
PROFILE PICTURE FACE (PPF)
people who change their profile picture every few days, would have more than 100 profile pictures to qualify.
PICTURE FACE (PICF)
people who upload picture almost everyday, could be even the view from the rickshaw that they traveled in.
GROUPER FACE (GRPF)
someone who joins all the possible groups that exist.
ONLINE FACE (ONF)
people who are always online on facebook through their mobile electronic devices or otherwise.
LOCATOR FACE (LOCF)
people who travel a lot and keep posting about it.. like "going to the loo", "going to work", "at work", etc..
CAUSES FACE (CF)
people who will take up all the possible causes on face this earth..
OPINION FACE (OPF)
people who have an opinion about everything and anything.. could also be suffering from Comment face.
JOB HUNTER FACE (JHF)
people who are on FB only to look for work.
SEND TO FACE (STF)
people who suffer from send to 5, 7 10 people or u will suffer from bad luck....
TWITTBOOK FACE (TWF)
people who have to post the same thing on Twitter and Facebook as well...
NON CHAT FACE (NCF)
people who say hi to you on chat but have nothing to say beyond that.
CHAT FACE (CTF)
people who will chat with anyone and everyone online.
ON OFF CHAT FACE (OFCF)
people who are online but have kept themselves invisible, will chat only with who they want to.
TAGGER FACE (TGF)
people who tag random people even when they have nothing to do with that post
think of any more do let me know.. am sure quite a few would crop up as the disease advances.
If you are suffering from more than 4 FACES then its time you logged out and saw the real world around..
Cant do it.. NOW SEND TO 10 PEOPLE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD FACE....... LOL..
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