Showing posts with label Cricket. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cricket. Show all posts

Thursday, January 9, 2014

BCCI should run for Goverment

This is why I think that the Board of Control for Cricket India (B.C.C.I.) should form the Government of India



1. BCCI bans players for life who were caught for spot fixing.
    by that logic all government officials & employees caught will also have life bans

2. People accused of financial irregularities are also handed life bans.
    so no minister however big or small will be spared.

3. BCCI can get other countries to change their officials if they do not like them by threatening to cancel a tour.
   politically just imagine the power they will have if they can change other countries decisions to suit India's needs

4. The BCCI can stay a tournament in a country when another refuses to go there.
    full power politically to control neighborhood countries

5. BCCI can choose not to use modern technology if it does not suit them despite all others agreeing to use it.
  one country against all and still winning.. wow!!


I could go on and on...

but 

If the BCCI cant from the government, I think the government should follow the BCCI's policies and practices at least 






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Friday, January 13, 2012

Breaking News of Indian Cricket Team at Perth 2012

Well the Indian cricket team was in the news for going for a Go-Karting session after having lost the first 2 tests  at Australia. First session at Perth has inspired me to write a series of BREAKING NEWS that could have been... used...

this one was even before the test

#They went go-karting in Perth, wait till they get a few bouncers.. then they will go-farting..

BREAKING NEWS


#India has announced a new team for formula 1 for the coming season, for this they have sent a team of potential drivers for a test drive at Perth.

#The pace of the track was so fast that it took me longer to write this than the time some of the batsmen (opps drivers) lasted


# Team is looking for a new set of sponsors for Batsmen they want Fevicol to sponsor, (they hope this will make them stick to the wicket) and for Bowlers they want some health drink to sponsor (Taller, Faster Stronger)


# Test Cricket TRP has gone up, even more than IPL, The Indian team lasts for a shorter time at test than 20-20, making it a fast game to watch.


# Highlight's package just got longer than the test game.


# The Indians found Big Cracks on the Perth pitch.. They were at each end under the helmet's.


# The Indian's declared their first Innings at 161... They declared that they have forgotten how to play Cricket. Time to Go-karting...


# 161 is lesser than the total no of laps that the team took at the go-kart circuit. 


# Indians have found a new tail, its shorter than the doberman's


# New Cricket Definitions

1. Batsmen:- Team driver
2. Bowler:- Rival team driver
3. Umpire:- Marshals 
4. Straight Drive:- Where you start in Pole position and finish the race 1st.
5. Drinks Break:- time to change tires and fresh ones on.
6. Out Caught:- Car spun out
7. Bowled:- Car Crashed into barricade.
8. LBW:-  Out of race due to tyre puncture.
7. Run Out:- Ran out of fuel
8. Helmets:-Something you wear to protect your head in case of a crash.  


Will keep adding as the wickets keep on tumbling...


The Indian's 'Warner' learn how to bat..


# The selection committee is planning on sending Harbhajan to Australia, not to play but the entire team desperately needs a 'SLAPexpert'


# The BBCI plans on asking the ICC for a special concession, they say that in the next innings they want each player to contribute 10 runs each so that Sachin can reach his 100th hundred.


# Cricket is a funny game, and currently the team is playing like jokers..


# Indians are "Thanda Down Unda"


# Now they have 2.5 extra days for go-karting






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