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How to do the Olympic Badminton Tango

STEP 1

starting with both feet together put your right leg forward..
                        ....Jwala Gutta and Ashwini Ponnappa win their group B game against Singapore.

STEP 2

Bring right leg back to normal....
                       ...they are told that they dont qualify because of 1 point difference as they are tied with the top 2 teams. they came 3rd based on the difference between points won and lost of all matches.

STEP 3

Take the right leg back...
                        ....there is a announcement that 4 teams are ousted as they lost to manipulate the final round standing, it is said that 4 of the other teams will qualify including the Indian pair.

STEP 4

Bring right leg back to normal position...
                        ...next official announcement is that only the teams from the groups that were disqualified would get a chance which is group A and D. So the Indian team is officially out.

STEP 5

Put your left foot forward...
                        ...the Indian team makes a complain against the Japanese team of doing the same thing.

STEP 6

Bring the left leg back to the normal position...
                         ...the appeal was rejected by the Badminton World Federation

STEP 7

Take the left leg back...
                        ....the Indian team is disappointed...

STEP 8

Bring the left leg back to the normal position...
                       ...watch and cheer the rest of the Indian contingent and hope they get some medals..


and thats how you do a Olympic Badminton Tango.. 

coming up next the Olympic Hockey Twist..

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ViagRISE Mumbai

Dont you think our city is on a high dose of ViagRISE....
here's why

there is RISE in the no of AIDS...
there is RISE in the no of RAIDS..


there is RISE in the case of Burking cops...
there is RISE in the case of Terrorist plots..

there is RISE in the no of Potholes..
there is RISE in the no of Assholes..

there is RISE in tax on Booze...
there is RISE in tax thats on the News...

there is RISE in the price of Fuel...
there is RISE in the price to use the Pool

there is RISE in the case of Pollution...
there is RISE in the case of Population...


there is RISE in the cases of Adulteration..

there is RISE in the cases of Corruption...

dont you think its high time that some of these RISE's fell...

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Breaking News of Indian Cricket Team at Perth 2012

Well the Indian cricket team was in the news for going for a Go-Karting session after having lost the first 2 tests  at Australia. First session at Perth has inspired me to write a series of BREAKING NEWS that could have been... used...

this one was even before the test
#They went go-karting in Perth, wait till they get a few bouncers.. then they will go-farting..

BREAKING NEWS

#India has announced a new team for formula 1 for the coming season, for this they have sent a team of potential drivers for a test drive at Perth.

#The pace of the track was so fast that it took me longer to write this than the time some of the batsmen (opps drivers) lasted

# Team is looking for a new set of sponsors for Batsmen they want Fevicol to sponsor, (they hope this will make them stick to the wicket) and for Bowlers they want some health drink to sponsor (Taller, Faster Stronger)

# Test Cricket TRP has gone up, even more than IPL, The Indian team lasts for a shorter time at test than 20-20, making it a fast game to watch.

# Highlight's package just got longer than the test game.

# The Indians found Big Cracks on the Perth pitch.. They were at each end under the helmet's.

# The Indian's declared their first Innings at 161... They declared that they have forgotten how to play Cricket. Time to Go-karting...

# 161 is lesser than the total no of laps that the team took at the go-kart circuit. 

# Indians have found a new tail, its shorter than the doberman's

# New Cricket Definitions
1. Batsmen:- Team driver
2. Bowler:- Rival team driver
3. Umpire:- Marshals 
4. Straight Drive:- Where you start in Pole position and finish the race 1st.
5. Drinks Break:- time to change tires and fresh ones on.
6. Out Caught:- Car spun out
7. Bowled:- Car Crashed into barricade.
8. LBW:-  Out of race due to tyre puncture.
7. Run Out:- Ran out of fuel
8. Helmets:-Something you wear to protect your head in case of a crash.  


Will keep adding as the wickets keep on tumbling...

# The Indian's 'Warner' learn how to bat..

# The selection committee is planning on sending Harbhajan to Australia, not to play but the entire team desperately needs a 'SLAPexpert'

# The BBCI plans on asking the ICC for a special concession, they say that in the next innings they want each player to contribute 10 runs each so that Sachin can reach his 100th hundred.

# Cricket is a funny game, and currently the team is playing like jokers..

# Indians are "Thanda Down Unda"

# Now they have 2.5 extra days for go-karting

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