Do check out my earlier poems too:
This is a humorous post; any resemblance to any living god is purely coincidental.
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*All of this work is meant to be taken in the lighter vein. All of these are works of fiction, everything mentioned in terms of names, places, quotes, incidents are the product of the author's imagination and any resemblance to any person or thing, living or dead is purely coincidental,
A very simple e.g for such people, is when advised to reach the airport early, they will wait till the last min to leave, then rush with all their bags, get irritated at the driver for all the traffic, then push all the people walking who are in their way and just making it to the boarding gate as the last person running all the way. Then their over positive self feels "they did it" and they will repeat the same mistakes all over again just because they can do it, completely ignoring all the people they hurt, pushed aside and insulted to get to where they are.
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This one was inspired by the current ongoing Euro 2020.